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Raul Castro wants to return Cuba to the fold of the church of Fulgencio Batista

Raul Castro is so impressed with Pope Newleaf that he wants to go back to church. I’m advised this might be a sign of multi-infarct dementia. The silly Castro is probably also losing his olfactory sense, unable to detect the smell of sulfur on the pontiff, and his eyesight, mistaking the Vatican for an agency of social equity. Said Castro: “if the pope continues this way, I will go back to praying and go back to the church, and I’m not joking … I am from the Cuban Communist Party, that doesn’t allow believers, but now we are allowing it, it’s an important step.” Important step to what?! Capitalism and servitude? The Catholic church was a tool of Cuba’s murderous dictator Fulgencia Batista, and vice versa! La Revolución Sigue old man.

Yet another Fascist Pope for the Catholics

images-44… It really is no surprise, but the Vatican has picked yet another Fascist Pope who tries to hide it away in the closet of time. Anybody who was a member of the Argentinian Catholic clergy during the years of Argentina’s military dictatorship knew exactly what was going on and was complicit with it if they did not speak out. Bergoglio is the perfect guy to follow up the Pope Rat, who himself was a Nazi youth before he ascended up through the disgusting Catholic Church. Bergoglio did not speak up as the Argentinian generals and military officer corps tortured and murdered political prisoners while stealing away their newborn babies. He has not spoken up after the generals fall from grace either. So we get yet another fascist creep as top head in Rome!

Nazi Pope misjudged, resigns instead of ending life in a bunker with cyanide

Pope Ratzinger is stepping down, it’s not an admission of guilt, more like a plea of no contest to the avaricious, woman-phobic, pedophilic neo-religious order’s continued depravity. He’s leaving office to spend more time with his health, an honorable act to be applauded actually, an example for future Ronald Reagans and George W. Drunkards. Pope Benedict, his official title, was the Vatican’s first Nazi pope, having begun his career in uniform as a Hitler Youth, but he kept with the Catholic Church’s long tradition of Fascism.

US nuns should expell Pope Rat out of their church at St. Louis conference

The nuns are meeting in St Louis this week trying to decide how to respond to the attacks of the Pope and his horde of pedophile priests? After blistering Vatican report, nuns gather to weigh response.

‘In an interview with NPR in July, Franciscan Sister Pat Farrell, president of the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, an umbrella organization representing about 80 percent of the nuns in the United States, said the organization is “not talking about the risk of excommunication or leaving the church.”

Sister Pat Farrell, president of the Leadership Conference of Women Religious.

“The one and only underlying option for us is to respond with integrity with however we proceed,” Farrell added. “Some of the options would be to just comply with the mandate that’s been given to us. Or to say we can’t comply with this and see what the Vatican does with that. Or to remove ourselves and form a separate organization.”‘

Sorry, Sister, but I think you are lying here somewhat. Nuns have to be worried that this sorry ass Nazi Pope might expel you all out of your own church, so why not expel him FIRST? That way, in the US courts, you will have a stronger argument that the Nazi Pope owns nothing of property here in the US, but you nuns do! Then you can call up Desmund Tutu and ask him to be the new and authentic big ‘Pope’ of the Church.

Good luck!

Ex-Nazi Pope lectures non-Catholics about being supposedly ‘outdated’!

How Rich! The Idiot Pope is on the move once again and is denouncing violence in Mexico! Wow! Like is there anybody other than the jefes of the drug cartels saying that they support violence there? NO. That’s just how stupid the Pope always is as he babbles out his platitudes.

And about another country, the supreme dictatorial leader of a long outdated and totally discredited Catholic theology idiotically tells Cuban Marxists that it is “evident that Marxist ideology as it was conceived no longer responds to reality” and exhorts Cubans to “find new models, with patience, and in a constructive way”. Well, Big Pope Daddy, we think that it is Catholicism itself that no longer corresponds to any reality and we urge all Catholics to find new models, with patience, and in a constructive way.

What a total clown this (supposedly) ex-Nazi Pope is! It will be real hard to show any respect to a guy who spouts such drivel as Pope Ratzinger always does on his vacations from Rome. He even looks like evil incarnate!

Pope plans to interfere in Mexican presidential race as well as US election

Many people in the US are now aware that the Catholic Church and its ex-Nazi Pope is now running against the Obama Administration claiming that the Democratic Party boss wants the Federal government to religiously discriminate against ‘people of Faith’. Of course that is all a crock coming from these top Catholic child molesting creeps. One has come to expect total dishonesty from the Catholic Church hierarchy already, but few American citizens also know that The Pope is trying to interfere in the Mexican presidential elections less than 4 months away, too. And on the side of Right Wing reaction as always is the case with Ratzinger, the ex NAZI Pope.

See this Mexican elections’ analysis, where it is stated that ‘With its core conservative base, the PAN will naturally seek to benefit from the visit of Pope Benedict XVI later this month (of March).’Battle Lines Drawn in Mexico’s Election YES, the Catholic Church boss priests are always on the wrong side of political battles, and in Mexico it is no different than it is in any other country. We need them out of politics altogether, or perhaps the public needs to END their tax exempt status? Now that’s an idea whose time has come. And let’s end their priesthood getting all their GET OUT OF JAIL FREE cards.

The Pope defends the Catholic Church’s organizational rape of young children by attacking Gays instead

Has The Pope begun to apologize and take some Church responsibility about the Church’s priests’ mass world raping of young children? No, instead he is attacking homosexuals and the Gay community. Why in the world we allow Catholics to pretend to having a higher morality than others is beyond me? The Catholic community (thinking especially of Opus Dei sweetheart, Republican Party’s Rick Santorum, now) should be ashamed that they still stay in this church as active participants, many of them in agreement with the anti woman/ anti gay hatred that flows nonstop from their top leader’s mouth. See Pope condemns gay marriage in speech to US bishops

Berlusconi gets another church thrown at him…

Only this time it’s the actual Pope getting in his face, rather than a statue of a church. About having relations with a teen prostitute. He dismissed the accusation as Politically Motivated and vowed to punish the magistrates.
“I Am Your Emperor, Obey Me!! (paraphrase, because he’s not going to stand up to the REAL Empire anytime soon)
 
Not looking good for Silvio. Seems a bit snotty to say that about him, but there’s something about His Merciless Majesty that just doesn’t inspire kind thoughts. I just would a heap rather they throw war crimes charges against him.

Hannity spinning, spinning, just not, alas, in his grave… yet.

Plenty of time for that though. All his Ill Gotten Gold won’t save him.
The Pope, the one Hannity and others praised for “saving the Catholic Church from a Marxist rebellion”… having a little bit of trouble. However are they going to spin that against their previous comments about Liberation Theology being “destroyed” by a pastoral letter written before he was a Cardinal?

What I as a Christian object to is that many will see ALL Christians as being represented by such Bigoted Capitalist Thieves like Hannity and the rest of the crew at Fox News and their Fellow Travellers. Like the Klan and THEIR subsidiary the Tea Party.

Nice bunch of fellows they’re promoting as being the Next Leaders of America. With, of course, Hegemony, ordained by God, Himself, over the entire world.

Which is what Liberation Theology opposes. With no blessing at all from his “holiness” Poop Been-a-dick.

The Pope versus Obama and the American people

The Pope in America‘The Vatican has vetoed three of Barack Obama’s potential nominees as US ambassador amid a growing dispute between the White House and the Roman Catholic church over the new administration’s support for abortion rights and the lifting of a ban on stem cell research.’
Full story at
Vatican vetoes Barack Obama’s nominees for US ambassador

Yes, but wouldn’t it be perfectly GRAND if the US government was to just say,

‘Catholic Church, you are not a country anyway, and we don’t send government ambassadors to churches.’ That would shut those silly ass bishops and the Pope God figure up for good, wouldn’t it?

Just who the Hell does the Pope and his Catholic church groupies think that they are anyway? The Anglican Church doesn’t have an American ambassador sitting in London or wherever that church’s HQ is located at for their leader to chat with. The Muslims don’t get an ambassador sent to Mecca or any of the other Holy Cities of their religion. There is no US government ambassador sent to Salt Lake City to hobnob with the Mormon Big Shot there. Simply to send an ambassador to the Vatican violates the separation of Church and State that is the foundation of modern democracy. It simply privileges one religion over others and the Catholics do not deserve this extra privilege at all!

Obama, just tell the Pope that you’ll send them Nobody as the US ambassador to the Vatican. And start taxing all that Catholic Church property, too. OH? And start applying the law to its fullest extent to those in the Catholic Church that have covered up sex crimes within the Catholic Church. Time for the special treatment for this church to come to an end. Time for them to end their interference in politics and stick to talking about God, instead of always trying to push their religion off onto others.

That nutty Catholic Church once again!

Catholics
 
Hey, we’re nuts here at NMT and we admit it. But what about the Catholic Church that wants so much so, that others continue to take it seriously as they have for millennia? Here’s the latest, as the Papal legions had mobilized to try to force a 9 year old Brazilian girl to carry to term twins after she was raped by her step father!

They are just such a sick church that it should be enough to make Christians join Scientology even! Rape row sparks excommunications …Do Catholics really think that they’re going to Heaven with beliefs like the Pope’s, because God will certainly give the biggest kick ever to the rear end of the present Pope when he comes a knocking on the Pearly Gates? The guy’s a total and disgusting clown!

Pope says, ‘Piss in the jar, Please.’

piss christNew scientific ‘advances’ are being made by God these days! The Pope has just ordered that all priest applicants must now pass psycho-illogical profiling tests! The BBC reports that wannabe Priests to face ‘sex drive tests’ What next? Peeing in the cup? Lie detector tests for archbishops of the Liberation Theology category?

If they take out all the pedophile, gay, and heterosexual masturbating men that apply (apparently there was no hair openly growing in the palms of these men’s hands making more intensive testing necessary), they will have to allow lesbian nuns into the priesthood, and that would certainly change the nature of the Catholic Church all for the better…. but still?

Plus, this move encourages the Marine Corps to start doing these tests on their ever so normal American youth recruits. Then we would only have nice young normal men torturing and shouting ‘KILL! KILL! KILL!’ This seriously shows the dangerous wave of communism that is moving like a tsunami towards our Atlantic Coast from Rome by way of Barack Obama. I am now more likely to vote for John McCain. Also to mention that I had a wet dream just last night about Sarah! She was whipping America!

By the way… That picture above is an art work that shows Jesus Christ crucified on a cross in a jar of urine, which I find very personally offending. See how bad these communist artists can get? John McCain is the type of leader than can bomb the beJezus out of these American communist art centers, and YES, even those abroad. He’s for real change! And I think that he could work quite well alongside The Pope to help make the universe a much safer place and help reunite the EpiscoPalin Church back with the Catholic.

Pope offended by frog

Crucifix on frogThe Holy Cross Frog. See that cross on his back? Maybe it inspired the art you will read about below?
 
Pity The Pope. Just when he manages to snuff the idea of a beauty contest for nuns that one of his priests was hoping to get going, along comes The Frog. What next? Catholics Protest Frog Please don’t enter the museum if you are Catholic!

Sexy nuns, manly priests?

Nun costumeIt is getting so hard to rehabilitate the public image of the pedophile proliferating international Roman Catholic Church of worshiping papist dupes! Oops, I got a little bit out of hand there… (but really it is now). So I think it is a beautiful idea that Father Sadducee has come up with to have a nun beauty pageant! Priest to hold nun beauty pageant What’s not to like about this idea?

Nuns are beautiful creatures and such total submission to God’s teachings, too! I get a hard on thinking about it sometimes! Don’t you? I grew up as a Southern Baptist, but I just never found them to be as sexy as Roman Catholic nuns often can be. Especially when they keep saying, ‘Peace. Peace. Peace.’ That’s Virgin Mary like almost! I love nuns, I really do!

However, I think the Italian Padre is being too Conservative here with his proposals, not to say too sexist, too. He is being discriminatory against all the Manly Priests out there by limiting the beauty pageants to just nuns may apply. There are some damn good looking priests out there, too! And ex-priests, also! (some of them just can’t take the pressure to be constantly good…) Why not have them take their tops off? I don’t think that God would consider that little bit a sin, would he?

Think of all the potential here for the Modern Church? Wouldn’t it be great to see the Pope invigoratingly judging the nun beauty pageant? Wouldn’t it be wonderful, too, to see him judging the Manly Priest contest also? This is all very natural!

Now I know that a lot of Catholic clergy are already in secret nudist clubs, so it is natural to move on from this to celebrating nun’s beauty, too. I think the Catholic Church is finally beginning to change with the times, and for this, we all are very grateful. Now when we say 3 Hail Mary’s we can have some visual images in mind.