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Here’s a lady with a tale to tell, maybe

The daughter of Right Wing Darling “il Rudi”, the one most famous for being skunked by the World Trade Center being bombed,on his watch, twice, …by the same group… and makes bazillions of dollars every year doing lecture tours on the subject of Homeland Security and has praised Mussolini’s policies… (Those who want to jump OUR collective arse for not rejecting every last scrap of Revolution, think about THAT, you closet case neo-nazi freaks) But his daughter, gets caught snagging makeup on the free for five finger discount plan. You have to say that last part out loud.

Why? Daddy has enough bread stashed he could buy her a cosmetics business all her own so she could play Mafia Princess.

Is she guilty? quien sabe.

Certainly the boutique she was in at the time isn’t noted for Liberal Political Actions. Neither the fuzz nor the Mob would want to set up the daughter of the REAL “Mr G” (and no, it ain’t never been about John Gotti)

What political bombshell is let loose with this? A rich kid throwing a tantrum, maybe? Not nearly. Because she’s more than just a rich kid. She’s Mr G’s daughter.

And the abject pettiness of the offense, OK so the makeup would cost more than I pay for rent in a half a year.

Imagine, if you will, stuff that’s ounce for ounce, gram for gram, more valuable than currency. Fitting into the pocket.

But I digress. It IS a petty offense. Much as I love to rag on Chez Bush with Georgie-juniors niece getting off on a charge of DOPE.

No, no, you’re tuning out, quit it. Focus, man!

The one whose daddy was Governor of an absolute Zero Tolerance state, her Uncle and Grandpa were presidents of the United States, where a young girl her age getting caught in Miami with a gram of pure white Cocaine and a skin of darker than Daughter/Niece Bush, would get 25 years hard time.

Get caught with a Gram, Guv don’t give a Damn. Unless you’re his Fam. Damn. I hate that rhyme.

Anyway, that one failed to catch fire. You’d think at least SOME of the Right Hypocrite Wing would have noticed but Noooooooo…

They didn’t give a rats buttocks that of the entire field of Republican’t candidates two years ago, for President were draft dodgers, including “il Rudi”

And supported the War.

Never mind that the vast majority of the staff at Fox News, who are very quick to promote the impeachment of Clinton for getting a hummer under the table, brush aside the sexual doings of Republicans as being irreverently irrelevant. “Wide Stance at the Minneapolis Airport Boy”, and then there’s Vitter the… umm, Diaper Boy, etc… (bet you thought I was gonna say shitter right?)

All of which make naught except for the fact that they condemn anybody who opposes them as being gay, draft dodgers or unnecessarily promiscuous, drug using or not giving a damn about promiscuity, drugs, homosexuality, or draft dodgers.

It’s the HYPOCRISY, Stupid!

That and the Republicans made some kind of joke about Wide-Stance-at-the-Airport boy, or rather, the mocking of their discomfiture, getting all stuffy and huffy and puffy and one of them blurting out on web forums the mantra that The Democrats always try to hide their sins but the Republicans “fall on our swords”.

First off, what they conveniently develop amnesia about Wide-Stance Boy and Diaper Boy and Anti-Gay-Political-Hack-who-paid-$20-apiece-to-fellate-Black-fellows, because-he-was-afraid-of-being-raped-by-Black-fellows Boy, is they’ve all mounted successful Denial Campaigns and been re-elected to some very powerful political offices.

That and the proper term wouldn’t be exactly falling on their own “swords” and more like “backing up on somebody else’s ‘sword’ …”

So now one daughter of one of their most egregious heinous ChickenShit ChickenHawk War Profiteer Anti-Crime putrid pukes, is alleged to have been caught Shoplifting.

For connoisseurs of Right Wing Weasel Actions, this should be a great show. I’m going to make some popcorn.

First I’m going to score enough money, go to the store, buy a popcorn kettle and some popcorn.

Then I’m going to make popcorn. And sit back and watch. It should be fun.

Family Values my arse.

Remember the horrendous scandal and the Media Blitz(es) That followed?

Mark Sanford, Governor of South Carolina… Used government money to finance Argentine Tryst. A full Seven Hours every day for a month analyzing the story and berating him…. woops didn’t happen… Sorry.

Senator Larry Craig, (R) Idaho (I da pimp! bad joke) practicing the unsafest of all Sex Acts, random anonymous sex, in a Mens Room at the Minneapolis Airport, Married, family man, cheating on his wife.

They followed him everywhere, then when he disappeared they staked out his boat, his house, his mom’s house and his kids school trying to get pictures of him… ooopsie… That didn’t happen either.

Bob Allen of Florida, State Representative, (R) in a men’s room repeatedly, so afraid of Black Dudes raping and robbing him that he followed them into the John and paid them 20 a piece to fellate them…
Married, Cheating on his wife…
When he went in to Sex Rehab the National Enquirer poked cameras into every opening in the fence looking to catch a picture of him. Nope, not that either…
My favorite, Vitter of Louisiana getting caught with his diapers down… He of “Family Values” and Unimpeachable Morals fame.
All of them, when they apologized, did so clearly, succinctly and humbly, then submitted themselves to the questions of the repor…

Wait a minute. None of them apologized, at all, ever. Since they were all members of the Bu’ush Regime and active supporters of the War Of Terror, their actions DID affect more than just their families and thus, they DID owe America an apology. Not merely for being Sexual Hypocrites, but for the God-Damn 8 year killing Spree “their” troops have been engaged in. That’s pretty damn major. All of them made a big hoo-hah over criminalizing Sex between Consenting Adults and de-criminalizing Hate Crimes. (not just the Hate Crimes against gay People either)

None of them bothered with Rehab, none of them hounded and their families hounded for what’s now 3 Freakin’ Months, mon… nothing at all like what a guy who plays the dorkiest game in existence for a living is subjected to.

People PAY the government officials for leadership and for being Role Models for their kids. It’s one of the Job REQUIREMENTS for Christ’s Sake.

But a guy who plays a game for a living, is really required to do nothing but smack a very small ball with a very crooked stick into a very small hole that’s anywhere between 75 and 200 yards away.

And do it consistently. It doesn’t matter if they have a messed up politicial, social or personal life. Some of the courses he plays on had never had a Black golfer in any of their tournaments EVER when he started. Some of them at the time still forbad blacks to actually play there, pay to play there, with no chance at winning money. So why the anger? Are they really such shitty parents that they need a middle aged black man who they’ve never met to be a Role Model for their piglets?

Since WHEN? Would they walk into the Midnight Rose or the Brass Ass (for our international audience, those are local casino establishments) and march up to the Penny Slots machines, demand that in order to win (more like, LOSE) money at the One Armed Bandit they first have to pledge to be Morally Superior, saints in fact, and to raise the children of Millions of really lazy parents who don’t have the skill or ambition to do it themselves?

Shit, they don’t even do it for Professional Leaders like Politicians and Preachers (I bet Haggard thought he was sliding on this score)

P.S. all of them, except the Golf Player, are back at their chosen professions. And probably their favorite hobbies. The only one else who had a serious chance of losing his career is the preacher.

Family Values

child preacherWe now have a New Movement on the go in America today, what with John McCain’s choice of who to have beside him in the presidential race, Sarah Palin. This New Movement is one for Christian Family Values and we predict that it will sweep America like no other movement ever has. So in order to help persuade other heathen like ourselves to lay down our arms and allow these Values to take hold in our hearts, we present America’s Christian Family Values, a Salute to Our Christian Young Evangelists at work and play!

Young Preacher – When Will You Worship

This Christian kid is great, isn’t he? Thank you, John and Sarah for making us focus more on family! And now…

The World’s Youngest Preacher

Man, don’t you love it when the young are taught just so Right? These kids are just so cute!
And not to be outdone by the previous 2 young tele-evangelists, here is…

The World’s Youngest and Smallest Preacher

It’s just great that now liberals and Sarah Palin supporters will all go at each other’s throats, isn’t it? The whole world will be watching and having a ball! Meanwhile, The Young Evangelist Movement will be changing the world to a better place, a more comic one. That is, if you do not cry instead? I love that baby preacher!