Tag Archives: Penis Envy

In honor of World Car-free day…

Which I missed. I did notice while crossing a street that there were more cars than usual on the street. Maybe they DID take notice and decided they wus gonna git them some of them thar Hippie Intelekshuls. But I … Continue reading

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On–street Parking violates camping ordinance.

The Rich are allowed to store their oversized vehicles on Public Thoroughfares. Simply, they can’t afford the price of More Stolen Land on which to legally park their Replacement Penises, so they store them not only on Publicly Owned Land, … Continue reading

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Mimi Wesson has um big penis envy

DENVER- And it’s a strange lot of penises she covets: there’s Bob Guccione, OJ Simpson, Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and… Ward Churchill. In a private email in the midst of the CU firestorm over Churchill’s 9/11 essay, Wesson compared the … Continue reading

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A Confession

Okay, I’m finally ready to admit it. I have penis envy.

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