Syria neoliberal invasion ad campaign casts chicks with guns but no helmets


THAT’S RICH. When they’re not bombarding western viewers with contrived photo-ops of camera-facing toddlers, victimized by Asad’s bombs never ours, the neoliberal propagandists are fishing for left-leaning sympathies with “Freedom Fighters” who Americans could not should not leave behind. Meet the West’s own Femen ForWar, Kurdish anarchist insurgents, one even dubbed “Angelina Jolie”, who are photographed in action, with wide smiles in sniper’s nests, looking like they’re otherwise hanging in homeroom detention. I’m surprised we never see the lighting crews or makeup artists reflected in the shattered glass, but what we don’t see in plain sight are HELMETS. Apparently only real soldiers need those.

There’s even a Chicks-with-Guns meme gone viral of a bareheaded Freedom Fighter breaking into a huge grin after narrowly escaping a sniper’s bullet. One man’s insurgent is another man’s freedom fighter. Western media’s freedom fighters are your Freedom Fries.

Taking the boob back

Angelina JolieI think that it is just so great that Angelina Jolie is breast feeding the baby in this picture. It’s time for the babies of the world to rise up and reclaim those boobs!

However don’t those sun glasses look kind of stupid on her since now all the macho men will probably want their Significant Others to wear them, too, when breast feeding? Oh well… People these days need role models such as Jolie is doing here just like the La Leche League would want her.

Remember! Hot Babes in your neighborhood want you to breast feed! Oh, Mama! Those babies deserve to have their breasts back, now don’t you think, Mama?

Which leads us to the most important international question of our times… Does Sarah Palin breastfeed her new child, too? This apparently is an international secret of the most hidden and clandestine kind? Or does she just use formula and candy nuggets?

Inquiring American citizens want to know so that they can cast an informed vote for Motherhood. We know that Jolie, a liberal, breastfeeds quite openly, but what about Sarah? I cannot cast a vote for the McCain ticket without this information. Can you?

America’s Next Top Model first top model

A Top Model tribute to English haute couture of Jean Shrimpton and Michele BehenahThe fifth cycle of America’s Next Top Model featured a repudiation of the exotic and a return to the roots of the wasp super model. Perhaps if even to address the credibility gap the show faces for having yet to produce a discovery.
 
From the first episode you could recognize the button nose and arched eyebrows of Jean Shrimpton or Michelle Behennah. Viewers had to suffer the unbearable possibility that a miscarriage of judgement could entertain a Tori Spelling in Lisa, or an Angelina Jolie in Nik. But ultimately judge Twiggy recognized her own English beginnings in Nicole Linkletter.