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Apparently it's not enough to decry the illegitimate hegemony of the Federal Reserve, we have to fear that we wear its brand. Specifically it's being alleged our birth certificates --the originals, not our copies-- carry a mysterious red number that corresponds to a fixed portion of the national debt, our true personal credit status, irrevocable insolvency as it were. Umm. Indentured servitude I get, ours is an open-air debtor's prison, but thinking the FED has some inalienable paper claim on each of us jumps the shark. Recently a friend was so excited to tell me that birth certificate numbers are imbued with the legal authority of some maritime act which issues registration numbers to ships when they're berthed. He enunciated "berthed" all wide-eyed, I'm guessing he thought it was spelled the same. Want to wager he also believes some naval registry holds the secret of Obama's berth?

Mississippi set to honor Klan Founding Father Bedford-Forrest

With "heritage" license plates. "It's not Hate, it's Heritage... a heritage of hating people so badly that we would deny them liberty from before they're born and tear our nation apart, slaughter all together a half million Americans, in order to keep them as Slaves." This is the guy whose orders, carried out, were to massacre Union P.O.W.s because they were black. After the surrender of Ft Pillow, April 12th 1864. A real American TERRORIST, infamous for his saying of "Save your Confederate Money, the South will rise again!" and urged that among others, General Robert E Lee should be hanged for surrendering, and every Confederate soldier refuse to honor the surrender, and keep the war going forever. So far his Terrorist Movement has kept it going for a hundred and fifty years and with the addition of Lincoln's Party and the TeaBag RACISTS to their list of allies. I saw one bumper sticker here in Colorado Springs last year, had the Confederate Battle Flag and the POW flag and the slogan, "This flag would never have left you behind". Unless, of course, you happened to not be White in which case the proponents of the Hate-filled Cause represented by the flag would have simply killed you. The car had Texas tags.

Our Phine Phreaky Phriend Pastor Phred Phelps Praises AZ shooting

Just when you thought that ALL the roaches had crawled out of their cracks in the wall on this...   Now, what do you suppose would happen if another group, say a more left-leaning group, wanted to give the American Child the Right Wing murdered an Honor Guard? Showed up to give like Military Honors to Christina Green, age 9, in a non-intrusive ceremony, with a 21-gun salute (actually, 7 rifles fired simultaneously three times) And let's then say that one of the Honor Guard became so Unhinged at the massive hatred spewing from the Godless Lips of Pastor Phred? And, as soldiers often do, takes aim.... Would Pastor Phred accept his death as being God's Wrath upon HIM for inciting bloodshed in the world and particularly in America? His hate-rallies were just one more "point of light" to use the Fascist GHW Bush campaign slogan, in the sparkling array of bonfires, burning effigies, burning books, burning churches, burning Heretics, that have erupted across America and partly on the the direction of GHW and his Retarded Sons, and partly on the direction of Sarah Palin, and the rest of the DumFox morons, and... on the direction of Pastor Phred. They want to light America on fire, well, they might just have done it this time. Their assumption, as always, was that Liberals are pussies, weaklings, Easy Targets. If they believed for an instant that there would be any resistance, any return fire, they would cower in their bunkers alternately reading Mein Kampf and the Bible, listening to Propaganda Radio waiting for Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh telling them it's safe to come out. I don't know the protocol for State Funerals if a Federal Judge was murdered. I don't know, either, if he was ever in the military. That would guarantee an Honor Guard at his goodbye-party.

Birther Soldier contesting orders based on Stupidity

Army Doctor from Greeley Colorado is contesting his orders to Greater VietRaquiStan based on the Retarded conspiracy theory advanced by Fox news and everybody else who is upset that a Black man is president of the United States. People who protested being sent into the meat-grinder based on the very real fact that Killing Babies and Other Humans is inherently immoral, no such media adulation. Gee, I wonder what makes the Kolorado Klan Kolonel so special? Couldn't be any inherent racism among "conservatives" right? Hey, I don't have MY original birth certificate either. If the birthers wish to question MY citizenship they can goddamn do it at gunpoint. ...on their way to kissing my ass. They'd have to do it five or six on one, too, because that's the level of their courage. When they say they're not Racists they lie. Seems they do a whole lot of lying. A characteristic trait of cowards. They didn't question McCain on the issue of HIS birth circumstances. McCain is obviously white. But to concoct their corny conspiracy they would have to ignore their other Racist Anti-Immigrant rhetoric about how terrible it is that a (non-white) child born to an American Citizen is himself an American Citizen. They bitch whine and snivel about it so much, they even call it "Invasion in the womb", they must either believe it's Gospel Truth or they're deliberate liars. Their leaders at Fox know the difference. So why would an American seek to hide the circumstances of her American Citizen childs birth? There's only 2 jobs in the entire United States government that demand you be born on American soil, and in 1961 NEITHER of those jobs were available to anybody "of color". It was before the Civil Rights and Voting Rights Acts, which the Birthers (in a non-racist manner of course) also bitch whine and snivel about. In every one of the states of the Former Confederacy and several other states "colored" people were restricted from voting by every unconstitutional means possible. The parents and grandparents of the BirtherTards were having episodes of hysteria because the recently inaugurated President was a Catholic. In most of those states Momma Obama would have been prosecuted for "miscegenation". But somehow in 1961 a plot was hatched to put a black man in the office of the President of the United States. No Sale. The Klan and their related TeaBag and Minuteman sucks lose another one.

Tea Party Express bypasses Colorado

COLORADO lost some of its square state stature today when the national teabaggers tour bus took a turn in Albuquerque and went south. The Tea Party Express is headed to DC to protest health care reform, but its two week schedule is going to exclude Rocky Mountain crackers. Coloradans feel the mouth-breathers down our necks everyday, but this marks an evolutionary shift, as ideological cul-de-sac becomes dead end.

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