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I guess they couldn’t pass the physical…

Gratuitous plug for Endless War by the Country Music Awards just a couple of minutes ago. Something about “Wounded Warrior” being always in their hearts. Yeah, right. It’s one thing for burnt out AlterKokkers like Ted Nugent and Merle Haggard getting up on stage and telling people that if they were only 50 years younger they’d go in the Army in a heartbeat and offering to have their bodyguards beat up anybody who questions their stupid shit.
When 20-somethings, under-40 somethings who haven’t pickled their feeble brains and could easily get in even if they have to take a waiver on the physical, moral or psychological parts, that’s just STUPID and they should realize that no amount of chanting “9-11! 9-11!” or similar WEAK-ASS bullshit will make people think they really did wish they could go.
John Wayne- “gee, I wish I could have gone over there and kicked Hitler’s Ass or Tojo’s Ass but couldn’t pass the physical
But the most highly decorated American of WW2, Audie Murphy, was too short not only for the draft but also for enlisting. Very famous case and all the John Wayne supporters who want to back up the lies of their big “brave hero” can look it up on their way to kissing my ass.
ChickenHawks of a feather do flock together. A partial list:

Mike Huckabee
Mitt Romney, Lame-ass excuse for sending other people to murder for him “Exempt from the draft due to Mormon missionary service which conveniently ended as soon as age knocked away the 1-A draft rating”.
But not exempt from actually enlisting. There ARE Mormons who actually did enlist including chaplains. Wouldn’t have chaplains without a need for chaplains, like, other Mormons forming a congregation, right?
Every one of Mitt Romney’s worthless sons. Their excuse: “we have more important stuff to do like making sure our Chickenshit ChickenHawk dad gets elected president”
When the CS. CH. Daddy lost early in the primaries, of course his Big, Healthy, Brave Sons went straight to the Recruiters office… yeah, right, and enlisted right alongside John Wayne and Ronald Reagan.

Ted Nugent, what a wiener err “winner”, did a magazine interview later where he boasted that he had, prior to the physical examination, shit his pants then didn’t change or bathe for a month in order to convince the doctors that he was crazy. For some reason, it worked.
Now he threatens to beat up or machine gun anybody who dares to mention that he supports war, supports baby killing, just as long as he doesn’t have to take the risks.

George Bush, “Scooter” Libby, Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowicz, Richard Cheney, Liz Cheney, Jenna-and-Barbara Bush, Jeb Bush, Rush “I had a pimple in my ass” Limbaugh, Bill “I had a back problem” (a yellowish rash on his spine)O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Todd Palin, and now, the Cast and Crew of the CMA awards.

ChickenHawks on Parade.

Look, if you’re going to take a stand against joining the military, Take a God-Damned REAL Stand. Peter Coyote took a stand where he went to Federal Prison, endured beatings by the Draft Dodging Prison Guards, because he would have been ordered to kill not Hitler, not Mussolini or Tojo, but some other poor sap who was ALSO drafted and ordered to shoot at him.

Pete Seeger, Woody Guthrie, often maligned by the Right Wing ChickenHawks for being “Commies” could easily have dodged the draft based on somebody saying they were Communists. They didn’t.

According to Joe McCarthy, the darling of the ChickenHawk Brigade like Beck and Limbaugh, the Army during WW2 was chock full of card-carrying Communists and members of some very large, loud and proud Socialist parties.

Kind of takes the edge off Beck and Limbaugh and, now, Sarah Palin’s rants that Communists and Socialists are somehow cowards.

Get it straight, asshats. Those of us outside the Political Establishment who resist participation in Baby-Killing Wars (which by default is: ALL Wars) do so at great risk to our own safety, health and lives, standing up against a murderous lot who boast, correctly, that they are the Mightiest Army the world has ever seen.

I guess Compliance is Courage and Defiance is Cowardice.

At least according to the ChickenHawks.

Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Men

According to the Tennessee Fire-non-Fighter who watched his neighbors’ house burn to the ground, with the fire crew standing around to make sure fire didn’t spread to their own properties, called his actions “Robust, Masculine Christianity” a new-old method of trying to justify ones evil deeds by re-translating the Bible to edit out any forms of compassion, sharing, care for ones neighbors, family, people they’d never met…
So here are a few other things that define Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Men,
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man lets his neighbors house burn down.
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man cares so much about his Nation that he won’t send anything more than a “prayer guide” card to surviving victims of flood, tornado, earthquake, rampaging murderers, outlining how Christ demands that nobody help ones neighbor, and detailing how to Toughen Up and just get over it.
Rush Limbaugh, (m)Ann Coulter, etc, did that for everybody from the widows of VietNam Agent Orange victims, 9/11 firemen and anybody from New Orleans who wasn’t rich enough to escape the Katrina Flood.
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man doesn’t care if his children, parents, or even himself contract e-coli or Salmonella from contaminated unregulated foodstuff, he shrugs and says, “Oh, well, MOST people who die from e-coli or salmonella had other health problems (like, being very old, very young, pregnant, just had a baby… you know, Not Robust Macho Men) so it doesn’t matter. A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man especially doesn’t care when it’s somebody else’s kids, and especially if he owns stock in the corporations that sold the poison food.

He merely does as Boxer did in the book “Animal Farm”, after he worked himself almost to death, and the Pigs sold his still breathing body for dog food, according to Master Propagandist Glenn “Squealer” Beck, his last words were “I Will Work Harder for my corporate whore-lords even though it’s going to kill me and my family

A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man refuses to believe that anybody ever becomes rich by inheriting stolen money or by stealing that money for themselves, it’s always bread that the wealthy earned by the sweat of their (servants’) brow. And their newly “discovered” proper translation of the Bible by people who don’t speak any more Aramaic or Classic Hebrew than he does and they told him that it’s true.
Sean Hannity said it, he believes it, that settles it.
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man believes that Richard Cheney and George Bush, being elected by a minority of the voters, were thus appointed and anointed by God, Himself, to have the rule over all the land, and all foreign lands as well, “Love God and Obey the King” and if somebody points out that America doesn’t actually HAVE a king, he will shout down that Upstart Rebellious Peasant and call the police on him if he doesn’t shut up.

A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man believes that the previous rule doesn’t apply to any “king” elected who is not approved by the High Priesthood of Beck and Hannity and Sarah Palin and Bill O’Reilly.
A Real Manly Macho Robust Christian Man believes that God commands him to inject his own version of what God says into every political decision affecting every other person in the entire world even though Tyrants throughout history have used the same lame-ass lying arguments he’s being spoon fed by his Corporate Whore-lords, who pimp out the revised version of the Gospel, the same way they’ve always pimped out the Name of God and they pimp out any working class person who is STUPID enough to fall for that crap.

By their fruits shall ye know them.

TeaBag Heroin (she’s a Dope) Palin exploiting her kids again…

The latest episode had HER royal lowness being booed on a celebrity dance competition show in which she wasn’t a participant, her Daughter Bristol was. Bristol who would rightfully be the Poster Child for “Abstinence only” sex education.
Her son Trig she exploits as though she’s a loving mom, but would she be as loving and concerned if Trig were NOT guaranteed health care, as so many of the children of the Poor are denied, and she had to go it alone without her Corporate Welfare job as a SpokesLiar for DumFox Noise Nutwerks? Her treatment of her other kids makes the question valid.
Her other son, Track, she’s holding up as her own personal sacrifice to the War she loves so much. Even saying that Other Moms across America need to sacrifice their sons and daughters lives to the god of war she worships.
But, you see, Sacrifice is something you do with something that belongs to YOU. She doesn’t own Track. Mighty White of her to decide to have him killed or wounded as a sacrifice to her Political Career. Same as her sacrifice of all the other Mothers Sons in the nations to which she’s sending her son, so that he can Kill, imprison or enslave them in the process of taking the wealth of their nations.
So let’s all follow Sarah’s Noble Example… Let us send Other People to kill even more Other People for our profit, without having to risk our own lives or commit our own thefts and murders. After all, they’re not Princess Sarah, so their lives are pointless and void anyway.

An affliction common among her class. Others who did or still do the exact same thing: George Bush, Neil Bush, Jeb Bush, Barbara & Jenna Bush, Huckabee, Giuliani, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, John Wayne, Ted Nugent, Don Blankenship, anybody with the last name Cheney, Mit Romney, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly, Michael Weiner-Savage, Rupert Murdoch, Donald Trump.

There was a New York Rich Bitch named Helmsly, “the Queen of Mean”, who said that only stupid people pay taxes.
Let’s expand that a little, not only do the Chickenhawks who infest the American Right Wing believe that only stupid people pay taxes (to support the corporate welfare war machine) in their pointy little heads it’s obvious that only stupid people would go and fight for them, and THEIR bank accounts. Maybe they’re right, and it would take a Real Dumbass to go risk your lives for snotty bitches like them.
Then they get to look all “heroic” for sacrificing you. The soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines ought to take a good hard look at who exactly they’re fighting to defend. See how much they REALLY value your lives.

Then desert, take your rifles, go to the houses of the rich Parasites and simply kill them.

They’re doing the same thing to you.

Wall Street Journal in Anti-Mosque Rant.

Saying that moderate Islam doesn’t exist, that al Qa’eda and Taliban operatives would kill anybody who expressed in the Arab Countries any non-extremist position.
What a Fat Load Of Shit.
Again painting Islam as a monolithic entity, no differences between nations or even PEOPLE.
Let’s put that in Christian Western Moderate terms yes? Since the Crusades pitted Christian against Christian more often that Christian against Muslim, and every war since then, German chaplains instructing their soldiers in Both World Wars to go into battle screaming “Gott Mit Uns” meaning, God is on OUR side, and the British Chaplains same way instructing their Cannon Fodder to scream “God and King!” as they marched in an orderly fashion through the portals of Hell…
There must not be any such thing as a Moderate Christian because the Radicals, like for instance Michelle Malkin, and Sarah Palin, and Glenn Beck, would have us all killed if we expressed any form of moderation. Although that IS the ultimate logical end of their truly screwed up mindset.

There’s an internet rule that nobody is supposed to be compared to the Nazi regime no matter how much their plans for a New World Regime goose-steps right along with the Nazi philosophy. That’s a huge benefit for Sarah and Glenn and Michelle and Pam Geller and similar Nazi-think-alikes.

Do they consider the import of their making war against ANY religious belief? Especially in the name of what many other churches would consider Fringe Elements in for instance Sarah Palin’s AOG church or Glenn Beck’s LDS church, or Hannity’s Catholic Church. The reason they’re writing Slave Owner Thomas Jefferson as being not really a Founding Father is because he actually wrote a treatise on Separation of Church and State. Something they deny was the Holy and Unquestionable “original intent” of the Holy, Saintly and of Course Unanimously Christian (even though the first four presidents and Benjamin Franklin, Paul Revere and Samuel Adams were Deists, not Christian)

They’re writing off Jefferson not because of his slaves, a position of which they approve, National Burn the Confederate Flag Day 9/12 but because of his position on Religious Freedom implicitly and explicitly being dependent on No National Religion. He lived in Virginia, which before and even after the Revolution exchanged shots with the Catholic contingent in Maryland. Not a coincidence, but the very names Virginia and Maryland reflect the ongoing war in England at the time over Catholic-versus-Protestant.
Neither name has anything to do with the Virgin Mary. It’s Mary Stewart, Catholic, and Elizabeth Tudor the Virgin Queen of England who never married and officially never had sex,

Their bloody little Christian-on-Christian Crime Spree was just one corner of a Vast anti-Christian Christian Crusade which still goes on.
Both Virginia and Maryland not only each banned the other’s Major Denomination but also Jews, Quakers and Native American religions. Thomas Jefferson opposed that.

If the Muslim Countries had even HALF that kind of track record of Militancy there would be probably only two Muslim fellows left in the entire world, playing a mad game of Heavily Armed hide and seek, maybe peering at each other through sniper scopes as they each squeezed the trigger…

I can’t paint any human, not even me, as being a Perfect and Saintly type (although I come close)

(hey, flaunt what you got)
Neither can I demonize wholesale a quarter of the human beings in the world.
One thing I’ve learned, since I was old enough to choose and chose Christian, of all the religions in the world the one that probably has the Very Least room for casting stones is Christianity.

By the way, TeaBags, even if Obama WERE a Muslim, he’d still be the president. There’s no law requiring anybody to be of any religion in order to hold any public office. And there’s explicit Constitutional Law prohibiting any such a statute ever being passed. Bite me.

Also there’s a provision in Christian churches, because of the massive Christian on Christian ongoing crime spree, for somebody being secretly catholic or secretly protestant, or even secretly Jewish (view the book of Chadassah)(Esther) but there is NO such provision in Islam.

Guess opposing him on the strength of your Racial and Religious bigotry is a lot easier than opposing his continuance of the War, right? Especially since your TeaTard leadership supports the Continual War Everlasting.

Also if you did manage to have him arrested, deported, impeached, whatever, Joe Biden would be President. Not Sarah Palin.

Gunny Bob, Malkin, Dr Laura, y’all hate speech traitors, come clean

How MUCH are you making, personally, apiece from the death of each soldier, airman, sailor and Marine killed in the Corporate For-profit Wars of Conquest?
The ones your Corporate Masters pay you pathetic low-life professional Liars to promote for them? Not counting the Civilians killed, imprisoned, tortured at the orders of Your Masters, of course, because you Racist Bitches don’t consider Iraqi and Afghan PEOPLE to be even human, especially not the Babies that you’re most famous for having gotten killed.

Corporate Whores like Palin, Malkin, Coulter, O’Reilly, Hannity, Beck, Limbaugh, North, “Gunny” Bob Newman, get paid quite a lot of money to sit behind microphones, in well guarded studios of course, start with a Lie that they’re Working Class Americans instead of actors paid to portray Working Class Americans, and tell shameless lie after shameless lie to promote their Corporate Wars and other Corporate agenda. Rush and O’Reilly get a hundred and forty-two grand per each dead soldier. How much are you scumsucking sellouts getting?

Dr Laura is in the median income group on that, along with “Gunny” Bob, Malkin, Coulter, Daniel Whitney the liberal-arts major Yankee who portrays Southern Trailer Trash “Larry the Cable Guy”…the “lesser” and inferior lights aka Dim Bulbs of an extremely dim “conservative” paid actors movement…

Rush and Bill-do each have scored over a BILLION dollars promoting the wars and the under”lying” currents of hatred in order to prop up their Corporate Masters. Fox “news” which hosts all of the above, although some have “independent” backing from the same Corporate Overlords who run FOX.

That means, popping up the calculator to get a precise reading of it, starting with the LOW figure of a billion, what they usually admit to, and of course not counting their undeclared income…
Dividing by 7000 which is the low figure for U.S. Military personnel murdered BY THE FOR-PROFIT WARS OF CONQUEST SUPPORTED AND ENABLED BY THESE LYING PRICKS AND BITCHES…
$142,857.14 Per Human Life that Rush is being paid, about an equal amount from O’Reilly.

Ollie North has an extremely guarded fast-shuffle method of hiding his income, from the same sources.

So, Dr Laura, Michelle, especially super-patriotic super Marine “Gunny”.. come clean, just how much Blood Money are you lying Whores getting for the blood you have shed, by proxy…?

Especially Gunny, how many pieces of silver have YOU personally obtained selling your Former Comrades to their deaths? Ollie North, your patron saint, made even more money by directly selling arms to the people who subsequently killed your Former Comrades in Beirut… then continued to make money directly by selling them MORE arms afterward. He’s a cold, calculating Murderer and Gunny, since you’re in his corner, So Are YOU.

You and your fellow Lying Whores should pay everything you own to the orphans, widows, brothers, sisters, family, of everybody you’ve had killed with your Hate Speech LIES, both American Military and any foreign citizens. Double amounts the ones whose BABIES you’ve had killed.

Renounce your Treason and your Terroristic Wars of Conquest.

Then, you especially, Gunny, write a note of apology to each family of each Marine you’ve had killed with your outrageous, treasonous BULLSHIT lies.

Then take your M1911A1 issue sidearm, chamber one of those fat .45 slugs, stick the muzzle in your Fat Lying Mouth and for the first time in your life do The Honorable Thing.

Sean Hannity & the Global War OF Terror

The quicker we get Sean Hannity waterboarded the better. But we can hope for better than merely shutting him up about whether or not waterboarding is torture. Let’s figure out WHAT we can waterboard him for!

Is there a secret we want to extract from Sean Hannity? Or is there just something he’s done for which America could feel comfort in exacting redress? Wouldn’t that be the real point of torture? And actually, not to draw Hannity’s blood, but to extrude the shit from his colleagues looking on, who might fancy themselves next, O’Reilly, Limbaugh, et al.

I understand Hannity already has a volunteer to administer the procedure, what we really need is the person to direct it. To issue the thumbs up or thumbs down, irrationally, to heighten the torment.

Hannity has volunteered to subject himself to what he considers no more than fraternity hazing. Olberman has offered $1,000 for ever second Hannity lasts. Which I predict will be calculated in fragments of the first second. A subject of waterboarding can hold his breath, but the torturers will start the clock by forcefully expelling that reserve. Waterboarding begins when the victim gasps for air, and inhales water instead.

The media debate around waterboarding asks two questions. Is waterboarding torture? And does torture work? Both questions are flawed. The first is simply an insult, the second is misdirected.

Perhaps the average American is disconnect enough from reality to question whether the unimaginable can be. If you’ve never stepped into the sea, you can speculate that water is not really wet. Fast-food eating television viewers can wonder, does the stove burn?

Does torture work? Of course it does. To wonder if torture is an effective method of interrogation is to get the question entirely wrong.

In one debate about the efficacy of torture, the FBI claims the with one terror suspect they were making gains with psychological methods until the CIA seized custody in order to give the waterboard a try. Apparently with no success, after which the FBI had another promising run interrupted by another CIA inter-department rendition. Sound like the ol’ good agency, bad agency interrogation ploy to you?

Ignored in the torture efficacy assessment is the absence of a control sample. Did the subject have anything to reveal? How unfair to judge an interrogator if his subject doen’t have a secret to crack. And even that misses the point. What is the purpose of torture? Is it to extract information, such as learning of ticking time-bombs to save innocent lives, or is it about preemptive subjugation of people?

To torture someone is to terrorize them with their own helplessness under the thumb of brutal inhumanity. Torture is directed less against the terrorized subject themselves, than the public looking on. Torture is terror. It get the predicate reversed in the phrase “Global War On Terror.” Terror is the subject not the object; actually the objective. It’s the Global War OF Terror. In our GWOT, torture is an important weapon in the US arsonal, and of course it works. Against brave people, it “works” solely to provoke them.