Tag Archives: Morons

So, “White Rule”, “Wait wait”, “Your Superior” and “I’m Not sure” are apparently the same troll

Why would one person need three computers at the same College Library in D.C. to publish his pseudo-conservative bullshit? What, are the Right Wing that piss-poor they can’t afford separate IP addresses?
Of course, WhiteWaitSuperIorSure, if I wrote as consistently badly as you do I’d take measures to hide my Identity too.

Lyndon Le Douche promises to save the world, with international support

OK so the guy gets a little crazy sounding when he starts talking messianic.
No, that’s not true… he gets a Whole Lot Crazy sounding.
Crazy as a shithouse rat and probably dangerous. He claims now that he can overthrow the government not only of the United States but also every nation in the European Union.
This was the guy who promised to, if elected, build a Mars colony with the money he would save by privatizing social security. That was in 1984. He also advertises himself as a “leading economist” but, here’s the thing, if he’s leading something, anything, and has such superhuman powers that he can overthrow an election in which the winner got 70 million votes and LaRouche got less than a half a percent in the 6 states in which he did best in 1984.
0.4% to be exact.
If he’s got that much power that he can overthrow the U.S. and the E.U., why didn’t he do something to fix things earlier, like, for instance, when George Bush started two very bank-breaking wars-for-profit 10 years ago?
He’s got the TeaBags interested, but they’re racist morons like himself anyway.

About your AK47, sir…

I have this technique I learned a long time ago involving a half-brick or some similar sized object and a variation on baseball pitching. I’m not a professional at it or for that matter the most skilled individual at doing it.
What will happen, sir, is you’ll be all cocky and feeling a little less like a frightened little boy, or maybe not, a full auto security blanket really doesn’t cure cowardice….
And somebody is going to pop from behind a wall or a tree right behind and tear the back of your mufu skull off with one throw. Then he’ll have your rifle,, all those expensive clips full of expensive ammo (a couple of 30 round banana clips, fully loaded, could conceivably cost more than the rifle itself) and he or she is already a far more skilled warrior than your loser-ass militia buddies.
Just, you know, sayin’ is all.
Good luck with your corporate sponsored Ass-roots “revolution”.
By the time the real warrior is searching your cooling remains for more ammo, money, etc… you won’t be needing any of it anyway.

R W Lunartic fringe and the Lunar Year

One would think that people who claim to be very pro-Israel (long as them thar jewboys don’t get too uppity) would at least know when the High Holy Days are. Glenn Beck, for instance, Breitbart, Fox News, all of them claiming a victory for Right Wing Lunatic Fringe politics and policies because the Israeli delegation wasn’t at the U.N. on one of the days, Sukkot. These are the leaders of the same fringe groups who tried to make meat of the end of Ramadan being the day before September 11th this year, difference, their Adult Handlers noticed it so there weren’t any Hysterical Shrieks about “Muslim Triumphalists dancing in streets on 9/11!!!”
And MOST of them have dropped their ridiculous pointed slur that Barack must be an exclusively Muslim messianic name… in the face of some people replying to the their Jackass Statements with the notation that one of THE Judges, from the Book by the same name in the Old Testament, was named Barak (although today he would be described as an Unlawful Combatant and Terrorist) and the Israeli Defense minister is named Ehud Barak. One of their “oopsie” moments, one of several (hundred) (thousand) (hundreds of thousands) similar Oopsies.

I’m thinking, here, that it’s a massive failure of Private Education and Hoam Skewl and no, their Pastors don’t know a thing about their own religious beliefs either. Oh, and these are the same Dangerously Inbred Cretins who call us Ignorant Morons because we don’t share their vision of English Americans as “The New Jerusalem”, don’t call for the destruction of Israel in order to usher in the End of Days or other Semitic Anti-Semitism crap-ola.

“Stand with Israel” except they want the Jewish people to be (almost) completely wiped out.