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Santorum defends Murderous, anti-Christian Crusaders

But first, since the top twenty searches on Google return this:
Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.
He said today that the Crusades have such a bad image because the American Left has formed a conspiracy to taint their image.
Never heard of this book that predates the American Left by about a century and a half by one Father Charles Chiniquy of Montreal “50 years in the ‘church’ of Rome”.
Taking on, among other things, the Crusades. Surely Santorum, a Catholic, would have known that his Far Right John-Birch-Ronald Reagan-Nixon-McCarthyism Lunatic Fringe brethren used that book, and others, to demonize his own Church when JFK was running for president? How he can stand to be on the same stage with them is a ridiculous act of political buffoonery.
claro que hay Tios Tomasitos en cada grupo.
look it up, the language is Spanish.
But first, for the search engines:Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum..
But as to the Crusaders, they’re far more an embarassment to Christianity and Western Civilization than anything the Left Wing ever said about them.

The Childrens Crusades immortalized in The Pied Piper of Hameln. There’s Richard Couer de Leon with his slaughter of prisoners of war, Jews and CHRISTIANS in Jerusalem and Akra. The facts that the Crusaders killed not only more Christians than they did Muslims, they also killed more Christians than Muslims did.
The fact that the Caliphate in Jerusalem had, prior to the Crusades and even AFTER the Crusades allowed Christian churches and Jewish Synagogues not only in Jerusalem, but also Teheran, and Baghdad, and Istanbul, and Egypt, and the oldest Christian Church in the world in India… in the Muslim part…
And After the Crusades as well.
maybe Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum. doesn’t read his own Church Dogma about the continued unbroken lineage at the Church of the Nativity, smack in the Muslim Quarter of Bethlehem.

Hmmmm. or perhaps the notion that if the Muslim Caliphate HADN’T permitted churches and synagogues in the Holy Land then where did the Christians and Jews slaughtered by Richard Lion-Heart come from?

Santorum is a punk-ass bitch at best, and an embarassment to Christianity in general, and by his selling out to the Anti-Catholic lunatics, an embarassment to Catholics. Just like the Crusaders themselves.

His assertions that they spread “Western Culture and Freedom” in the Muslim World WHAT “culture”? What freedom in a feudal society where everybody under the king of any land was the property of that King?
www.spreadingsantorum.com

The “Crusaders” comic books put out by Chick Christian Publications toward the end of their run had a couple of comix called Miguel, about a modern version of Chiniquy, a Spaniard Priest, who also denounced the Catholic Church and… used the Crusades as an Example.
Bot the Seventh Day Adventists and Chick Publications reprinted the “50 years in the ‘church’ of Rome”

Y’all remember the SDA right? That’s the church whose splinter faction Branch of David had a shitload of trouble in Waco, Texas. NOT LIBERALS or “lefitsts” in any way.
Although the Anti-Catholic conspiracy theorists, rather than focus on the REAL sins of Santorum’s church, have probably already defended SDA and denigrated David Koresh by saying he was a Catholic Priest sent to bring down the reputation of SDA by posing as one and starting trouble.

They’ve also tagged as Catholic agents provocateurs and their works…
the founders of the Mormon, Jehovah’s Witness, Hare Krishna, the Moonies, The People’s Temple, Adolf Hitler, Karl Marx, Lenin, Stalin, The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, and Charlie Manson.

There are some serious problems within their umbrella that Republicans like Santorum who want to play the religion card, say that GOD commands them to do all their evil deeds,

They really seriously need to address those problems. Chuck Norris AND Steven Seagal, both prominent Martial Artists and RepubiTea activists, will share the stage with Santorum, and Mit Romney, and with people who say that Catholics, Mormons and Martial Artists are all Satanic.

Which faction of that group would be the most hypocritical?

Pentagon says “we don’t know how we launched that Missile”

It’s all over the net now, an “unexplained, possibly accidental” launch of a missile off California. I read “accidental missile launch”, googled that term and got time after time after time that missiles have been fired without any advance planning. Most of the types that can’t be just launched by one person, right? Like, the missile off California had NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES.
Here’s a quick Humorous take on the problem from 3 years ago, a Canuckistan writer with the nom-de-paix “Sanity Defense”.
“Vice President Dick (“DUCK!”) Cheney (already famous for hunting while drunk and somehow not able to tell the difference between a 3 pound bird and a two hundred pound corrupt South Texas lawyer-Jonah) apologized to America’s northern ally today for the unintentional deployment of a nuclear missile against Montreal. “It was entirely accidental,” Cheney assured nervous Canadian survivors as they huddled in fallout shelters. “I really didn’t know Montreal was there when I picked the coordinates and pushed the button.” After this second instance of an embarrassing accidental discharge of a weapon, President Bush assured international diplomats that he was going to work with Cheney “to get that trigger finger under control. Don’t you worry.”

Canadian leaders, many of whom were vaporized while attending a summit meeting in Montreal, were unavailable for comment”

It’s not the first time. There’ve been reports of the Russians and Chinese Armies accidentally launching. Israel during an air strike on Gaza (which is definitely “bring a machine gun to a knife fight) had blown a family to smithereens with an “OOPSIE, we were aiming at a similar unarmed person and missed” shot. The U.S. had shot down a plane, claiming to have accidentally launched, but there were bullet holes in the door…

Somebody needs to (a) either trash the God-damn things, which unfortunately ain’t likely, or (b) break the fingers of the people in charge of launching them, and continue breaking them until they’ve learned to keep their nasty little grubby Bloodstained Hands off the Goddamn Buttons.

Which, also, ain’t very likely.
Meanwhile, bank at the ranch, American “conservatives” are eager to restrict access to education while and at the same time, simultaneously in a redundant yet synchronous type of manner… increasing the number of these very dangerous high tech toys.

More real bad toys, less people capable of working them correctly.
Also, it’s a product that, when Used Correctly, is intended to cause death and serious injuries and massive property damage.

Which brings up another part of the War Monger Baby-Killer Agenda, Crusades_2.0.exe (.bin for Mac and Linux users) wherein the same idiots who launch missiles accidentally in a “Holy” war against what is now limited to a fraction of the Muslim people, want to expand that war to whoever among the BILLION people whose faith is Islam and who don’t renounce that faith for a truly hate-filled interpretation of Christianity. Bow to our Unholy Pope or we kill you and your families!

Not much actually new about that, aside from the scope of the weapons in combination with the ignorance of those wielding them.

Did I say “the same ones who are accidentally firing missiles”? OOPS. I forgot to add all the Bozo Juniors who are being trained by the Bozo Seniors in how to misuse massive amounts of firepower.

Crusader Propaganda on History Channel again…

The title of the show is “The Holy Grail in America”.
The premise is that a Scots Knight Templar, Prince Henry Sinclair, the last of his breed, visited what’s now called Nova Scotia to hide The Legendary Templar Treasure including the Holy Grail, trusting all of these treasures to the Micmak tribe and somehow not leaving other things, like metal, European designs of ANY kind and gunpowder. Somehow they also didn’t have, as was the custom of the day, European animals such as horses (Knights in Armor not riding horses, right.) Cats. Hogs. Goats. Supposedly did bring a whole HUGE amount of acorns. To plant all the oak trees for which Oak Island was named. None of which remain. But in order to get the Treasure Hid, they allegedly built the island itself, approximately 5 square kilometers, using the “labor” resources of however many Knights could fit on a ship and still leave room for cargo and sailors. And an elaborate booby-trapped pit once attributed to a much later Professional Thief, Captain William Kidd. Of course, Knights are the equivalent of military combat officers. OK so they’re exactly Military Combat officers. Worthless as labor.

And then planted 5 square kilometers of Oak Trees to make it look like a regular island.

Somehow in the next century and a half before the French “discovered” this island and the much larger Nova Scotia, none of the acorns from those oaks went to the mainland not a mile away. Because according to the legend of the Holy Grail Hunter Propaganda Show Pretext, that particular species of Oak only grew on Oak Island.

The Micmak, who were supposedly so much in awe of Sir Henry Sinclair that they worshiped him as a Mighty White God from across the water who rode into town on the backs of not one but TWO whales, somehow didn’t remember his actual Sir Henry Sinclair name, and according to the Story Line helped him build the island while not once ever taking or copying any of the designs for their own dwellings (oh, yeah, that Superior European Technology impressed them so much that instead of abandoning their own technology in favor of it, they WTF my fingers rebelled against completing that ASININE thought) or even incorporating the slightest little bit of it into their own… and somehow also mistook his ONE ship, with which they became acquainted over the twenty years it would have taken to accomplish this massive brain fart…

as two whales.. People, the Micmak HAD boats. They lived on the coastal plains of Nova Scotia among other places, where they couldn’t even have gotten there without the use of boats. And they DID know the difference between “one” and “two”. And the difference between a Whale and a Boat. They used the latter to hunt the former, for God’s sake.

Somehow they also never kept or copied the Scottish sails or even the oars. They didn’t take or have traded to them by any of these knights or sailors over TWENTY YEARS any other tools, not even the ones they supposedly used to build the damn island under the direction of the Master Masons. If I were a member of the Micmak nation I’d be for suing these Walking Barf-bags under whatever anti-defamation statutes they have in Canada. They portray Native Americans as the most childlike simpletons imaginable.

This whole show is based on some of the most offensive racial-profiling HORSESHIT I’ve seen in my 50 years walking this Vale of Tears. This show makes Dan Brown look like an honest man.

But wait, there’s MORE. It’s being used once again to validate or attempt to validate the entire Retarded Manifest Destiny crappola. That somehow the Les Chevaliers Templars, after being baptized away from the French and Catholic Big No-No parts by removing them to Scotland, anointed America and by association Britain to be The New Jeruslam, the Shining City on the Hill, and Americans, but only the slave-owning, Native Massacring murdering Thieves who happen to be White, Anglo Saxon and Protestant (but they’ll gratuitously include Scots and maybe Irish… no, scrap that, not the IRISH “Ok, we’ll take the Spicks, Wops, Niggers and Chinks but we don’t want the damn Irish” from Blazing Saddles, The Uncut Version) are now anointed to be the New Chosen People of God to replace the Jews and thus make the Biblical prophecies point to America instead.

Somehow, the Pilgrims and Puritans, allegedly heavily influenced by Masonic philosophy and including supposedly the Secrets of The Freemasons, including the Holy Grail crap, never sought to go up the coast (once they got kicked out of England for being obnoxious and self-righteous) to retrieve the evidence left there a short two hundred years earlier. I mean, they had boats, right? And surely one of the Master Masons who allegedly arranged the whole Mayflower Compact deal would have given them the code words for “Micmak” and how to deal with the Ignorant, Child-like Retarded Savages portrayed in the Mock-umentary.

Oh, and did I forget, why yes I did, the Scots Knights who visited absolutely also failed to give the Micmak the Most Important Gift Of The White Superior Civilization (besides as the Pilgrims attempted, breaking the Ignorant Savages of their godless habit of BATHING) The twin Gift of Smallpox and Measles.

One of these Enlightened Puritan Ministers, Cotten Mather, supposedly eat up with Masonic Knowledge, called the Native Americans “constructs of the Devil without souls, demons in the shape of Men” because we’re not mentioned at all in Genesis.

To correct that, it was proposed, most famously by the Church of Latter Day Saints, that the American Indians were in fact the Ten Lost Tribes of Israel, who also failed to bring to the New Jerusalem any Old World Technology or animals. Like horses, goats, donkeys, wheat, beer, wine, metallurgy, The Freakin’ Wheel, Man…

Again with even less of a logical basis than this Oak Island/Crusader/Masonic/Treasure Pit?/Holy Grail crap-feast.

But all to the same end. To PROVE that America (and the Other Part of America, Canada, coincidentally the only other English America) is in fact destined by GOD, Himself, to be the standard bearers and leaders for the whole world.

So all you damned ol’ Hippie Librul Nut Jobs who think that the Global War On Everybody Else is just plain Wrong, you better listen up… according to the (il)Logical End of these Holy Grail Theories, you jes’ better shut yer ignernt butts and git in line with the Program, man!

AMERIKKKA, F–k YEAH!!

I’m not about to say that God endorsed any of my viewpoints on this. But He sure as HELL didn’t endorse any of the Bullshit brought forth in the entire GWOT, Holy Grail, Crusaders, Minutemen, Manifest Destiny, Knights Templars, English First or other Jingoistic propaganda which converges in this one Documentary.

Oh, and in response to this next wave of Crap, with Treasure Hunters being joined by Grail Hunters trying to dig up Oak Island and thus causing a public safety NIGHTMARE where every Retarded Grail Hunter who wants to commit self-harm will have to be rescued, at Canadian Government Expense, said Canadian Government is closing Oak Island to these buffoons.

Notice how the Prince of Blackwater talks like a defrocked Catholic priest?

When he talks about his Death Squad Goons being “The New Knights Templars” for instance, he throws in a lot of Ecclesiastic terms.
Which throws open the door for some heavy duty speculative thought.
Why would he be defrocked? According to the latest “news” hooplah, the Church not only doesn’t casually toss aside priests, they don’t defrock them even for really serious crimes.
He also doesn’t talk like somebody who left the Church voluntarily.
Then there’s the revival of the Inquisition methods of torture, against some of the Inquisitions favorite targets, by his associates/accomplices (Murdering cowards like them don’t have “friends”) at the CIA…

There are a few organizations in the world where one can acquire a New Identity, because they have control of documentation that’s almost bulletproof. Most of them connected to National Governments. The governments with whom Blackwater works closely are the ones which provide the most unquestioned documents. Israel, Britain, Spain, the U.S.

There’s one more which provides really good cover, really airtight documentation. The Roman Catholic Church.
Baptismal and Confirmation records are accepted by Social Security and ICE readily.

Is Prince really an American? His Military records could be just as easily fabricated, George W Bush showed that in the ’04 election, where having exactly NO real documentation of actual service isn’t any problem.
Of course it helps if when you’re evading the draft your daddy is a high-ranking government official, like George Senior was.

Christian on Christian Crime Spree, ongoing…

The nationalities of those identified as the hijackers on 9/11… 15 Saudis, 2 UAE, one Lebanese and one Egyptian, all of them U.S. allies in the wars against Iraq and Afghanistan.
U.S. and Allied Casualties on D-Day, D-Day, 2499 Verified American dead, 10,000 ALLIED soldiers.
Fox (Ministry of Propaganda) puts total at 4000 and as high as 9000.
Killed by the “Christian” cultures of Italy and Germany.
That doesnt count the French Civilians killed by actions of both sides, nor the Christian Italians and Germans killed by the Christian British, French, Canadian, U.S., Polish, Dutch, Norwegian, Danish, Belgian, just to name the major players.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were either Iraqi or Afghan.

Saying that a coalition of Saudis attacking the U.S. justifies attacking two countries that Are Not Saudi Arabia would be like saying D-Day justifies an attack on Mexico. Or England.

Yet the Right Wing BabyKillers still play the 9/11 card
and expect us to eat it up and ask for seconds.
Save room for dessert, because it’s really sweet.

The vast majority of wars in which Christianity as a State Religion was a factor, were wars against Other Christian Nations or Christian subjects of the Same Nation. That includes the infamous Crusades.

Our Favorite Mercenaries, admired by Blackwater/Xe as being the epitome of Christian Warriors, Les Chevaliers Templars, Indicted by their Fellow Christians from the Catholic Church for murdering and kidnapping Other Crusaders and that notation was only made because they ran afoul of the French king and his Pet Pope.

Richard Couer d’Leon, the “Black Knight” from Ivanhoe and Robin Hood legend, King by right of conquest of England (though he spoke no English) kidnapped twice and killed once by his Fellow Crusaders. And that’s just the high-profile case.

Seems the Christian Nobility were neither.

Christian.. Noble… not a chance. After LOSING their very fat collective Arse to the Turks and Arabs they turned their focus more inward, and just started slaughtering (mostly) Christian subjects in their own kingdoms and those of the neighboring kings.

By the logic implied by the 9/11 chanting Murderers, or at least inferred by me, the Christian Blood shed by Christian Warriors over the past 20 centuries means only one thing…

That Christianity should enter into a Jihad to wipe ourselves out as an embarrassment to the name of God.

Actually, we already do.