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Beck says that a flock of geese means he’s Gods Anointed One.

Kind of like the Miracle Inflamed Hemorrhoid that kept his buddy Rush from not only the draft, but enlisting as well.
On our blog, one of Glenn’s Peeps wrote the other day that if we don’t join their Hate Speech Mob we must be cowards.
What an amazing Epiphany that was! Here I’d always thought that people bunching together in a Mob was cowardice. What a wonderfully miraculous revelation that it’s the other way round.

Seriously, birds have been flying over Washing Tundy Sea for however long there’s been birds. It’s built partially in a swamp and in a very riparian ecosystem with lots of creeks and of course the Potomac River. Maybe God kept those birds from nesting anywhere near there for thousands of years and thus it’s miraculous that they Flew Up at a time when His Satanic Majesty was bloviating.

What’s his next miracle going to be, will he make the sun rise in the East instead of the Northwest as it usually does? Oh, and actually predict the exact time it will rise, by consulting the Arcane Book of The National Weather Service…

Score one for Christ, because now, even people who don’t believe in Him, now will believe that Satan is alive and well.

And it IS a religious experience, I did take the name of God in vain several times just contemplating the sheer stupidity of this.

“Oh Sweet Jesus, the stupid bastard thinks a flock of birds has anointed him Supreme High Priest! Oh God that’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard in Oh God Make it stop!”

TeaTards, the gift that keeps on giving.

Republican rout is now in the making- The Republican Swan Song by Conjunto God is Dead

god-is-a-republicanObama is way out in the lead and pulling away from McCain fast! See RealClearPolitics for summary of multiple polls that show this. Saying this in no way implies that the Republicans will be routed out of the Deep South and Sunbelt/ Farm belt rural areas of the country.

Take another look at RealClear’s electoral map of the race McCain is now out of the running in Pennsylvania and without that state, even winning in all the battleground states still would not be enough to put him over the top. With the economy crashing, his support will be slipping further in places like Colorado, Ohio, Florida, Indiana, and Missouri, all of which are places he absolutely has to win.

People blame the Republicans much more than they do the Democrats for the economic mess. I find that to be a rather doubtful conclusion on their part, but still… it will work against McCain and will work to keep in check temporarily the racism of many so-called White ‘Independents’.

Time is running out to initiate a dirty trick October Surprise by the Bush-Cheney gang. They, it turns out, are actually the victims of the October Surprise this election. The 2008 October Surprise is the world wide Economic Depression just now getting under way. It seems that the economic fall just could not hold itself back until after the American elections. God just was not on the Republican side this time around. Satan was…

And now for some music for and from the losers here…

The Republican Song

Democrats and Liberals, shame on you,
don’t punish us all just to please a few,
Your holdin people back while we’re pickin up the slack,
and that’s why we can’t vote for a Democrat.
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, no…
Oh no, a no, no, no, no, no, nooo…
Yeah, your holding people back, while we’re pickin up the tax,
Oh no, no please don’t vote for a Democrat.

Now we’re trying to win a war and wipe out the terrorists,
We’re not fightin for oil we got plenty if we drill it.
But the liberals and the media are spreading their lies,
Get the hell out of our way and let our soldiers fight.

Please Don’t Vote for a Democrat! Pretty stupid song, ay? But funny as Hell! Kind of a ‘Folky going to Turkey’ sort of update on that ancient Merle Haggard hit.