Welfare for the rich, screw everyone else: it’s the American way.
2/3 corporations in US pay NO taxes.
Openly gay man wins Dem Congressional primary in Colorado.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes Aug 13, thomasmc.com.
Bush to gut Endangered Species Act. EPA will shift its focus from protecting the environment to protecting corporate profits.
Because the last person who would ever vote Republican is an Iraq war veteran: Bush bans voter registration at VA facilities.
“No peace, ever” candidate expected to be next Israeli PM. Sieg Heil!
Surprise…or not. Israel’s hand behind Russia-Georgia war.
The real reason we went to war: It’s the War Profiteers, stupid!
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes Aug 12, thomasmc.com.
Oh, those caucasians. Russia and Georgia go to war over Ossetia. Thousands are dead, capitol of Ossetia is in ruins, and Bush has declared we are on Georgia’s side…against Russia. So enjoy your weekend, it might be our last.
Pakistan is toppling dictator Musharraf. Pelosi says “What? You can’t impeach a dictator!”
Condi Rice gives Israel a “green light” to attack Iran and start WWIII.
Witness the Nazi State of Israel.
As we all suspected, Cheney has his own private torture dungeon underneath the White House.
Cheney’s flying monkey Douglas Feith forged document linking Saddam and al Qaeda.
New McCain ad calls Obama the AntiChrist.
A country this stupid can’t survive for very long.
Jury gives Salim Hamdan (bin Laden’s driver) a 66 month sentence, including time served — which means he can go home in January. Needless to say, der Führer is pissed, he was demanding a 30 year sentence.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes Aug 8, thomasmc.com.
McCain Family Values. John McCain offers wife in topless contest to win votes.
Jesus for President? Not if the fundies have anything to say about it!
Closeted FL governor endorses anti-gay marriage amendment. I can hardly wait for the shit to hit the fan on this one.
Cofounder of Word Perfect donates $1M to fight anti gay marriage proposition in Calif.
KKKountry singer Toby Keith attacks Obama for acting too white. FUTK.
Your voice cannot be heard in Denver. No-Longer-Democratic Party wins lawsuit, can prevent dissent at convention by caging protesters out of sight. Remind me again why a liberal would ever vote for them?
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes Aug 7, thomasmc.com.
Cheney is skipping the GOP convention, he has his regularly scheduled meeting with Lucifer that day.
Book by former Wall Street Journal reporter claims White House ordered CIA to forge evidence linking Saddam to al Qaeda, and knew that Iraq had no WMDs before the invasion. Well, duh!
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes Aug 5, thomasmc.com.
Gov’t of lies. White House told FBI to blame al Qaeda for anthrax attacks.
Terrorists attack 2 homes in California. Watch Bush claim this means we need to attack Iran.
Secret US War on Freedom prison confirmed in Diego Garcia.
S. Korea charging US with hundreds of war crimes.
John McCain thinks “Shock & Awe” worked so well in Iraq, he wants to use it on American cities, too!
Retard vote. Polls show that 82% of Americans think the country is on the wrong track, but they also show that 50% would still vote for McCain, who is promising he will fix all of America’s problems by following all of the exact same policies that created those problems.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes Aug 4, thomasmc.com.
Wal-mart caught telling employees how to vote.
Terrorist kills 3 in Wisconsin.
Still don’t think 9/11 was a false flag operation? See what other false-flag operations he has planned, this time to start a war with Iran.
Evangelical pastor arrested for breaking into a woman’s home, and stealing her sex toy and lubricant. The church has taken down its website.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes Aug 2, thomasmc.com.
MA governor signs bill allowing out of state gays to marry, effective today.
PFC LaVena Johnson was raped, beaten, set on fire and worse – Army calls it “suicide.”
Federal judge rules against Bush’s claim that White House aides are immune from congressional subpoenas. Oh, and that “liberal” judge was appointed by George W. Bush himself.
Demonic projection: McCain claims Obama is playing the race card. “Oh, and did I mention, he’s black!”
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes Aug 1st, thomasmc.com.
Senator Stevens. Senator Ted Stevens. Your prison cell is ready. He’s the first US Senator to be indicted in 15 years. I’m not so sure that isn’t more of an indictment of the American justice system, though.
Once a con man, always a con man. Are you dumb enough to give all your money to a disgraced preacher?
Next McCain campaign ploy, “Vote for me, I’m white”?
The audacity of hopelessness. Obama’s snore list.
After flipping off the left, Obama falls behind in the polls.
House appologizes for slavery. But will they appologize for ignoring the Constitution? We might have to wait another 150 years for that.
KY Senate candidate called for the genocide of all Arabs. You’d think the fact that he’s also porno star would have sent up a red flag…
House panel votes to hold Karl Rove in contempt of Congress. It’s doubtful Pelosi will allow a full House vote, as her top priorities appear to be protecting the administration, and enabling Bush’s crimes against America.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 30, thomasmc.com.
Fox Terrorist Adkisson, who shot up a liberal church, was a fan of Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, and Michael Savage. Like anyone with an triple digit IQ didn’t see that one coming.
Bad karma. Bob Novak — who joked about Ted Kennedy getting brain cancer — has brain cancer.
There must be an election coming up, Dept. of Der Fatherland Security is ratcheting up the scare level again. Boo!
Another right wing lie is exposed.
Study proves media has been harder on Obama than McCain.
Remember when McCain said he would run a “clean” campaign? What a steaming pile of shit!
Bush to completely bankrupt the country on his way out.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 29, thomasmc.com.
The McCain transmogrification into a ZombieCon has accelerated, he now supports a bill to end affirmative action, a bill he previously opposed.
It all depends on McCain’s definition of “success.” Today 75 people were killed, and 300 wounded, in suicide attacks in Iraq. The only thing the S[pl]urge has succeeded at is pumping another hundred billion of your future tax dollars into the accounts of the war profiteers.
You say Silverado, I say Silverstate. McCain’s son, Andrew, has suddenly resigned from the boards of two failing banks. Maybe his middle name is “Neil?”
Disabled American Veterans cancels Cheney invite, after he all but demands waterboarding of guests.
Senator Jack Reed (D-RI) says America can’t afford to keep giving Bush blank checks for the war. Wow, he must really think we are stupid, since Democrats are the ones who keep giving an endless supply of blank checks to Bush.
Murder in Jesus name. NeoChristian terrorist kills 2, wounds 7, in church shooting.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 28, thomasmc.com.
Scapegoat Bush. As I write this, impeachment hearings are ongoing in the House. I have the sinking feeling that this could backfire on the Democrats, not because it will fail, but because it could pass. Remember, Cheney isn’t being impeached, and would become president if it succeeds. True, Cheney has been the one actually in control for the last eight years, so little would change, but what if he wants his own Presidential Library? He could signal to GOP incumbents that they have the opportunity to separate themselves from the disastrous “Bush” Administration’s reputation in November by dumping Bush, possibly leaving the GOP in control of Congress after the next election. It would also open up the surprise possibility of Cheney taking the GOP nomination in August, instead of McCain, who’s a loser in most Republican minds. Just a thought, a sick disturbing thought to ponder.
Americans, too dumb to vote? Think about the last two elections before you answer that.
Banana Republicans. Bush bans State Dept. officials from attending Obama rally. And don’t even think about voting for him November!
Reward offered for the arrest of Secretary of State/War Criminal Condi Rice.
Obama visits Berlin, speaks to crowd of hundreds of thousands; McCain visits German restaurant, orders early bird special. Just just couldn’t make this shit up!
What politics has devolved into. The lesser of two Devils?
Ouch. Hillary campaign manager McAuliffe endorses VA Gov. Tim Kaine — not Hillary — for VP slot.
McCain makes another major gaffe, calling Iraq the first major military conflict after 9/11, and once again CBS edits it out to cover up for him. Why don’t they want America to know that he’s incompetent to order pizza, much less be President and Commander in Chief?
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 25, thomasmc.com.
Nurse! Confused old man camplains, saying surge started almost a year before it did, and that it protected a man who was actually assassinated. [video]
Remember: McCain had a “love child” with a black prostitute! National Enquirer claims John Edwards has a “love child” with another woman. Considering the source, I’m surprised they didn’t claim the baby was Bat Boy, and the mother was a space alien. Oh, and never mind that the alleged mother says the story is total bullshit. Republicans love bullshit!
A government of lies. One of the most deceitful rules our joke of a Congress runs by, is that members have a certain number of days when they can “revise” their testimony in the Congressional Record. So, they can lie their asses off in front of the cameras, and change their story later. Lamar Smith (R-TX) has now taken that to the extreme. While Karl Rove committed contempt of Congress by refusing to obey a subpoena to testify about his involvement in the prosecution of AL Governor Siegelman (D), Lamar has now submitted a fictitious account of Rove actually testifying, thus removing the possibility of contempt charges being filed.
This is the history the delusionists can’t wait to destroy. National Geographic issue on the wonders of Iran.
With apologies to Monty Python. Nobody ever expects the Domionist Agenda! When Dominionism started its rise to power back in the 80s, I was a fundamentalist myself. I remember an issue of Christianity Today warning there was nothing Christian about the movement, and suggesting it was actually the religion of the AntiChrist. Maybe there are prophets, after all.
Reagan worshippers revive their demand that Reagan’s face be put on the $10 bill. What more could you ask to reward the man who brought us all the concept of deregulation, which has destroyed the American economy, and made WE THE PEOPLE little more than slaves to the Corporate Elite? On the other hand, we could put his face on the penny, and then quit minting it because it isn’t worth anything anymore.
Uh oh. Israel is now losing the support of the NeoCons.
Obama quickly losing support of antiwar activists.
What’s missing from The Reich? Slavery!
Can’t get on a plane because someone with a name just 8 letters different is on the terrorist watch list? Can you get off it? Politiburo says “nyet!”
Kinky! Charles Rangel (D-NY) files ethics probe…of himself.
Congresswoman Sally Kern (R-OK) caught trying to smuggle a gun into Capitol. Maybe the gays made her do it? She blames them for everything else.
Hatemongering bigot warns House hearing of black gang raping lesbians if Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is overtuned. “Oh, and did I mention they’re black!”
Speaking of rape. Congratulations on your winning bid to buy Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. I wonder which of the Bush clan is making a billion off of this bailout?
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 24, thomasmc.com.
The trouble with optimism. I especially love the first quote, by Treasury Secretary Andrew Mellon, who made billions off the Great Depression.
War with Spain? Palestinians file war crimes charges against Israel. Probably moot, as both US presidential candidates would likely bomb any court that rules against US/Israeli war crimes.
Obama makes clear that he’s
sold his soul to the parasitic state of Israel.
AntiChrist may endorse McCain, laments “It’s getting harder and harder to determine the greater of two evils in this election.”
Will Cheney have Iraqi PM Maliki killed for backing Obama’s withdrawal plan? “Oops, so sorry. We thought we were just bombing a wedding party!”
Evidence that McCain will pick Cheney as his VP?
Grumpy old man alert! NY Times rejects op-ed written by John McCain. I know what you’re thinking: “McCain can write?” Well, according to the NYT, no.
Best gov’t money can buy. Nevada GOP cancels façade of state convention, will instead just have private conference call, where largest donors will decide the nominees. Delegates, who have been locked out by the move, are suing the Nevada Republican Party. I guess it makes sense, though. The Republicans typically sell their votes to the highest bidder, so why not pick their candidates that way?
As the McCain campaign becomes little more than a joke… A senile old geezer, an angry woman and a charming black guy walk into a bar…
Compassionless Conservatives. Bob Novak isn’t just a traitor, he’s also a hit-and-run driver. He hit a pedestrian, and drove off pretending not to even notice the man splayed across his windshield.
Man ticketed for dying in car.
Will Obama “end the war” but continue the occupation?
Proof that Obama is just another war-mongering Republican.
Dark Knight, indeed! Batman arrested for assaulting his elderly mother.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 23, thomasmc.com.
Obama commits to escalating war in Afghanistan. I guess there weren’t enough wedding parties being bombed.
2009 forecast: nuclear winter. Israeli Mossad propaganda outlet predicts Bush will attack Iran between November election, and end of term in January.
If Freddie and Fannie want a bail-out, they should go directly to the Chinese and ask for a loan. The US gov’t should not go further in debt to the Chinese on their behalf.
Zimbabwe begins printing $100 Billion bank notes, worth about $1 US.
Pope appologizes for sexually molesting children.
Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) says McCain is so boring, it’s torture. “If you took all the people at Gitmo, put them in the cabin for a weekend and made them listen to John talk about the birds, they would all spill their guts.”
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 21, thomasmc.com.
Whatever you do, don’t call it a timetable! White House says US and Iraq have agreed to set a ‘general time horizon’ for the reduction of US combat forces in Iraq.
Pentagon report calls for even steeper troop drawdown than Obama is calling for.
McCain fires Phil Gramm. As Keith Olbermann put it last night, McCain’s economic plan will now have to be called the Phil Gramm memorial economic plan.
Here we go again. McCain war buddy and surrogate Bud Day says “the Muslims” are the enemy. McCain refuses to repudiate those comments.
Reagan policy advisor and Conservative activist Larry Hunter endorses Barack Obama.
Pot calls kettle black. Nancy Pelosi calls Bush “a total failure.”
Obama is considering Chuck Hagel (R) for VP? Gawd help us!
Poll: 75% say gays should be allowed to serve openly in the military.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 19, thomasmc.com.
Hypocrite John McCain, who thinks “Social Security is a disgrace,” received $23,157 last year from it. His total income for the year was $405,409, and his wife’s was in the tens of millions.
The McCain campaign, which has been complaining for months that Obama hasn’t visited Iraq, is now complaining that Obama is visiting Iraq. It’s amazing how many Republicans I’ve talk to say they are sick of McCain’s crap, and will vote for Obama just to spite him.
McCain isn’t just McBush, he’s also McHelms.
Calling Dr. Freud, stat! Larry Craig speaks .
Karl Rove tried to get Patrick Fitzgerald fired for investigating his role in Valerie Plame leak.
The profits of terror. Air Force caught using anti-terrorism funding to provide luxury suites on aircraft for brass.
Cop busted for blackmailing Starbucks for thousands of cups of free coffee.
What nonsense Christians can be made to believe! “The sun (and entire universe!) rotate earth”. I guess, once you have convinced yourself to believe one lie, you are open to anything.
Conservative radio host Michael Savage declares that Autism is a fraud, the kids “are just brats!” Well, that’s Compassionate Conservatism for you.
Why is Israel — the only Middle Eastern nation threatening, and on a regular basis attacking, its neighbors — allowed to have nuclear weapons, but Iran — who is only threatening to defend itself from such attacks — not? Because Israel bought our corrupt Congress (both parties) via AIPAC. Who says treason doesn’t pay?
Israeli Transportation Minister Shaul Mofaz says Israel has “no choice” but to attack Iran and drag the USA into Armageddon.
Con job. Israel alledges that al Qaeda in Israel plotted to kill Bush. Hmm. Al Qaeda is in Israel. We must attack!
Rahm Emanuel for Speaker of the House? He’d be even worse than Pelosi, but the Dems do always do seem to promote the worst of the worst.
Court Jester House of Representatives promises to investigate Bush/Cheney “Imperial presidency,” while at the same time reiterating that impeachment is “off the table.”
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 18, thomasmc.com.
ACLU calls for probe of DHS Secretary Michael Chertoff (an Israeli citizen) over ‘terrorist’ watch list. Chertoff responds that the ACLU has been added to the terrorist watch list…
Hope for liberty, prepare for theocratic dictatorship?
The filthy-rich are just like us, except they don’t pay taxes.
Radical Islamists denouncing terrorism? This is one you’ll never read about in the American Military Industrial Complex controlled “news” media!
Bush’s “appeasement” of Iran continues…
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 17, thomasmc.com.
Faux Christian anti-Obama email that inspired New Yorker cover still circulating.
MA Senate votes to repeal law blocking gays from other states from marrying.
For gawdsake, quit calling it a “war,” it’s the brutal occupation of a helpless country.
The world can no longer afford the filthy rich. But they might make a good source of alternative energy. I’m just saying…
Treason in the highest. Remember when Dubya vowed to find out who was responsible for outing covert CIA operative Valerie Plame? Well, I guess now it’s pretty obvious who it was: Dick Cheney.
Faux Democrat John Conyers vows to ignore his Constitutional duty and ignore impeachment resolution.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 16, thomasmc.com.
Are you one in a million? Psycho administration thinks there are one million possible terrorists in the United States. So, actually the odds they think you are a terrorist are more like one in 300.
If a cop beats a transient, but he can’t remember, did it ever really happen? Nashville police injecting Versed to erase memories of police brutality.
Gee, support Hillary much? New Yorker magazine cover depicts Barack Obama as a turban wearing muslim, and his wife as a terrorist, while an American flag burns in their fireplace, and picture of bin Laden hangs above the mantle. Why, if it weren’t for yellow journalism, we’d have no journalism at all!
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 14, thomasmc.com.
Former White House Liar Tony Snow died of cancer. Conservatives want the flag flown at half mast, or perhaps invade a Middle Eastern country in his name.
Bush backs Israeli plan for strike on Iran.
Iraqi PM ready to oust US from Green Zone.
A 19th century president for a 21st century world power? McCain “learning” to use the internet. Now, at 50 I may be an old coot who doesn’t even have a cell phone (I refuse to be “on call” 24/7 for the rest of the world), but I bought my first computer and taught myself programing back in the 70s. My mother has been on the internet since the 90s. If McCain is just now “catching up,” how fast do you think he can comprehend the realities and needs of techological society?
The filthy-rich are doing just fine, thank you. Washington Post opinionator George Will defends Phil Grahamm, calls the rest of America “crybabies.”
Barack Obama’s poll ratings plummet after FISA vote.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 13, thomasmc.com.
University of Arizona law professor says McCain is ineligible to be president. The law that made children born to US citizens in the Panama Canal zone was not passed until after McCain was born, therefore he was not a “naturally born” citizen as the US Constitution requires. Then again, who pays attention to that old rag anymore? It also said that Bush and Cheney, being from the same state, could not be elected together.
I’ve always loved Dennis the Menace. Watching Kucinich read his new Article of Impeachment was indeed a treat. Too bad the rest of the Democrats are on a No Constitution diet.
It’s the Dems, stupid.
Truth in advertising. The Democrats should drop the Donkey mascot for a weasel.
Karl Rove defies Congressional subpoena, refuses to testify. That puts him in danger of a contempt of Congress citation, if Democrats can actually find a pair between them. Good luck with that.
Israel hints at pre-emptive attack on Iran.
Let’s see, Israel carries out war games to practice bombing runs on Iran, and the “news” media calls it “defensive,” but when Iran responds with missile tests to show it can defend itself from such an attack, it’s called “provacative.” Now that’s what I call Demonic.
Federal judge ruling: George W. Bush is a felon.
Confessions of a war criminal. But hey, he was just following the lead of the War Criminal in Chief.
Book reveals that Bush lied about never seeing Red Cross report on torture. [yawn] Let me know if evidence turns up that he’s ever told the truth!
FBI planning to “profile” muslims. What they need to do is profile Republicans!
US military defends marriage by murdering entire wedding party of 47 people.
Get married, go to jail. Wisconsin to arrest same sex couples who get married in California?
John McCain, polygamist? He’s been lying about his divorce and remarriage, it turns out he got his marriage license for Cindy while still legally married to Carol. [details]
Poll: McCain can’t even beat Obama in his own home state of Arizona, is trailing by 3%. Could this be the death knell for the GOP?
September surprise. Will Republicans dump McCain at GOP convention?
No evidence of tampering found in Obama plane that was forced to land because of mechanical problems.
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 11, thomasmc.com.
Barack Obama is proving himself to be little more than Joe Lieberman in blackface. Oy gevalt. Cowardly Dems in the Senate (Led by Obama the Coward) passed FISA, out of fear that big meanie Bush might say something bad about them if they didn’t. As if he won’t, anyway. Duh! [detail]
As much as I dislike Hillary Clinton, at least she had the decency to vote against it.
John W. McCain didn’t even bother to show up for the vote…
The ACLU has announced it will fight the unconstitutional law in court.
Civil Liberties? WHAT civil liberties??? Bush kills Civil Liberties Board.
Time to put on your jack boots and Seig Hiel! US military to monitor internet to quell dissent.
Standing up for the truth. SC state employee quits rather than lower flag for toxic Senator Jesse Helms.
Ted Kennedy, who is battling brain cancer, surprised the Senate by showing up to vote on the Medicaid bill yesterday.
The screwing of America. Food manufactures quietly shrinking product sizes, while keeping same packaging and prices.
Marriage equality. MA Senate to consider repealing law that prevents gays from other states from marrying there.
Phil Graham has a mental slowdown, and calls USA a nation of whiners for caring that the GOP has destroyed the economy. If only we’d just focus on how much better off the filthy-rich are, and forget about everyone else.
Life imitates art. Paradise, CA — subject of the Eagles song The LastResort, and inspiration for the Showtime series Weeds — evacuated for wildfire. “Somebody laid the mountains low, while the town got high.”
Excerpts from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 10, thomasmc.com.
John McCain says he doesn’t care if Iraqi PM Maliki wants a timetable for withdrawal. He’s running for Emperor, not negotiator.
Do you want 19th century stupidity in a 21st century leader? McCain proves once again that he considers the Iranian people, not the government, to be “the enemy.”
Burn the evidence. McCain’s wack-job “spiritual advisor” John Hagee orders YouTube to remove all record of his racist rants.
Is there only one patriotic Congressman left in America? Today Dennis Kucinich will introduce a single article of impeachment, for lying the country into war. [Plain Dealer] I can already see the treasonous Dems slithering back into their dens to protect the guilty. The precedent they are setting will doom America.
Don’t even think about not supporting the NeoFascist Agenda! Feds to use top-secret weapons to prevent any dissent at both party conventions this fall.
Obama says he hasn’t moved to the center. Duh. He’s always been there, all that nonsense about him being such a liberal was just crap Rush Limbaugh pulled out of his fat ass, and the GOPbots have been mindlessly parroting ever since.
John Edwards says he’d consider accepting VP slot. That might be the only way progressives would consider voting for Obama at this point.
AG Mukasey refuses to hold accountable officials who politicized Justice Department honors program.
Excerpted from Thomas McCullock’s notes July 9, thomasmc.com.
John McCain is just another tin pot fascist. If dissent is not allowed at a campaign event open to the public, can you imagine what it would be like if he were president?
Jim Webb (D-VA) says he’s not interested in being Obama’s VP, will stay in the Senate.
Iraqi Iraq demands a timetable for US withdrawal. [Reuters] USSA Pentagon responds “nyet.”
Excerps from Thomas McCullock’s July 8 notes, thomasmc.com.